The Saga of Hommlet

In Verbobonc Velverdyva,behind its girdle-wall,
Do travelers and strangers meetwithin the tavern hall.
And trade in tales and legendry;and news from far and near,
Whilst supping on rib-roast and pie,and quaffing ale and beer.4
 
And so it was anight they met,nine strangers from the road,
And settled in the tavern's barto hear of vengeance owed.
For honor was their foremost aim,adventure to pursue.
Alike they yearned to glory earn:to each as was his due.8
 
Here Mikki, Stark, and Styrathos:three men-at-arms to fight,
Met Théo Blau, both thief and mage,an elf with keenest sight;
And Kerowyn the acolyte,by whom may wounds be healed;
And noble ranger Talia,fair mistress of the field.12
 
They Galmir half-elf druid met,and druid Laena, too;
His beast-friend Celebon the wolf,hers Grape, a jay of blue.
And Alduin, the half-elf rogue,deft both of blade and hand.
Alike they turned, and quickly learnedof trouble in the land.16
 
Together they heard tell of woe,of Hommlet's desp'rate plight,
Of banditry, and goblin-men,and raiders in the night;
Of roads no longer passable,and traders loth to rove,
For highway-men would set uponto kill, and steal their trove.20
 
"How can we as true folk endure,and brook this evil state?
We must anon to Hommlet bear,without a day to wait!"
So pledge they did, that very night,to set out into Kron.
Provisions laid, a mule they badebear rations come the dawn.24
The ranger led the happy band;by dusk she found a glade
Where they would rest, in turn, and watch,while holding ready blade.
In morning dew, set out anewthese friends still new themselves,
And strode by day that empty way;a troop of men and elves.28
 
No folk of any kind they metupon the lonesome lane,
Until an orcish band beset,an ogre as their thane!
"Orcs!" cried Galmir, by their tonguehe knew, but knew not whence.
From out the brush, eight orcs did rush,while fighters made defense.32
 
Upon resplendent Celebonan orcish spearman smote,
And cut a gash with sudden slash,and red shone silver coat!
No common dog, this druid's wolf,he did not turn and flee;
But sunk his teeth in flesh beneaththe orcish brigand's knee.36
 
Undaunted still, the orc did staba stroke at wolfen hide,
But Celebon, too quick for him,dodged gracefully aside.
Then reddened fang flashed forth anew;unguarded throat he found.
He tore it out, and bloody goutfell spattering the ground!40
 
In quick descent fell seven orcsto arrow, sling, and sword.
Unshielded by his underlings,then fled the ogre lord.
With hearty whoop, the noble trooppressed forward their attack,
And slew the craven ogre-chief,with arrows in his back.44
 
Among the shoddy gear and arms,the meager coin and scrap,
They found within the captain's baga hasty-scriven map,
With woods and camps, perhaps a mine,but words they could not ken.
So Théo kept it with his books,for use he knew not when.48
 
The wound of Celebon they bound,and on to Hommlet strode,
Until ahead, they saw with dreaddust rising from the road.
A mounted host bore down at speed;elf-eyes were strained to see.
And Grape flew out alone to scoutwho might this cohort be?52
 
But as the host drew nearer still,on banner high, behold!
The heraldry of Verboboncarrayed in green and gold.
Returned the jay now to report,with chirp and nod of head,
No danger lay along the way,but friendly folk instead.56
Their Captain spake of ambush fell,an overwhelming horde,
Which set upon them as they rodewith arrow, spear, and sword.
The goblin-kin had hemmed them in,before and then behind.
Men stood their ground, while all aroundtheir party was confined.60
 
But in their haste to lay to wastethose horsemen hale and fine,
The closing net of orcs exposeda weakness in their line.
That vicious charge fell noble men,and even steeds did slay,
But Verbobonc broke through their ranks,escaping from the fray.64
 
The Captain sought for news, and heardof dead orcs in a mound
Along the path to Verbobonc,and of the map they found.
The band brought forth the ogre's chart,so battered, stained, and torn;
Yet still the man perceived at oncethe Gnarley Forest bourne.68
 
So of the soiled and shoddy map,fair copy Théo made,
And sent it with the cavalry,to help in their crusade.
The Captain bade them "Seek for Burne,once Hommlet do ye reach.
In half-made castle look for him,his counsel to beseech."72
 
And so the merry troop set forthwith purpose resolute,
And strode to Hommlet, and the innof Ostler Gundigoot.
Orc-silver fed them well that night,and Galmir told this tale.
They lay in beds their weary heads,and slept off beer and ale.76
Next day the wizard Burne they sought,and tower found, from whence
The mage emerged, when strangers urgedhe grant them audience.
He brought them nigh to hear their tale,and what news they could tell.
The map he could discern in part,and kept to ponder well.80
 
They would of Burne his counsel learn;how best to use their skills.
And so he bade them guard the marchamong the southern hills.
He wrote an introduction, then,to gnomes that dwelt within,
But bid them care, for also thereroamed many goblin-kin.84
 
Four score and sixteen arrows more,along with rations piled,
Went with the bold and fearless bandto aid them in the wild.
Along the road, they met but fewgaunt refugees of war;
And empty farms abandoned lay:bare buildings, nothing more.88
 
They came upon a raided farm,cold bodies all around,
And tracks of giant ogre-kinstill fresh upon the ground.
These led into the wilderness,and off the beaten trail.
The ranger showed the band the way,and led them to a vale.92
 
A great bull-headed minotaurfrom hiding charged the band;
Four bugbear minions joined the fray,obeying his command.
Quick Laena cast a twining spelland bound two bugbears low,
While Théo Blau another slewwith two shafts from his bow.96
 
Then Styrathos, into their boss,put two shafts of his own;
But could not halt the juggernautby archery alone.
Then Galmir, heeding Laena's wit,did minotaur ensnare,
While Styrathos, with bastard sword,cut down the odd bugbear.100
 
Entangled still by grass and shrub,three foes stood green-entwined.
Alduin flanked the minotaur,and slew him from behind.
Then Théo Blau, a thief as well - adept with blade to kill,
Dispatched the bugbear underlingswith swift, efficient skill.104
 
Upon the slain bull-man they founda belt of silver fair,
Two amethysts upon his wrists,and map to forest lair.
The camp lay far into the wild,three leagues apart the road,
Yet on into the trackless woodthe gallant party strode.108
 
The sun crept down into the West.The ranger searched and found
A stable, and half-ruined keep,with bugbears all around.
That night they spent deep in the wood,wayworn and ill at ease,
While druids prayed for twining spellsto bind their enemies.112
Come dawn the party forward crept,still covered by the wood,
And from the circling forest, shotthe leader as he stood.
Two volleys pierced the massive foe,but still he would not fall.
He roused his crew, and so they drewthem forward one and all.116
 
So back into the wild they fell,and druid spells were cast.
The very trees reached out to seizeand hold the bugbears fast.
By arrow, dart, and shining sword,soon all of them were dead,
But out the stable rode a man;down forest path he fled.120
 
What reinforcements he could raise,none in the party knew.
So Galmir set his wolf to hunt,and down the path he flew.
On open field, a horse's speedno lupine stride could match,
But horse, on path so overgrown,the wolf was sure to catch.124
 
With startled neigh, the wolfen prey,with rider quickly fell.
Then Celebon dispatched the man,in underworld to dwell.
Now quiet glade the band surveyed,and buildings did explore,
And in a stable-barn they foundone draft horse; two for war.128
Below the tower, stairs were found,descending into night.
The way was blocked with double-doors,with little room to fight.
Still Styrathos and Stark charged in:two bugbears turned, dismayed.
Struck Styrathos one 'stonished foe,and slew him with his blade.132
 
Struck Stark the other, wounding him,and Mikki joined the fray.
The bugbear swung his morning-star;Stark parried it away.
The wily bugbear dodged the blowsof Stark and Mikki too,
And swung his spikéd mace again,but now his aim was true.136
 
Stark staggered 'neath the crushing blow,his helm adint and low.
Now Mikki and the bugbear fought,each striking at his foe.
Though Mikki took a glancing strike,his purpose did not bend;
He slew the bugbear where he stood,in vengeance for his friend.140
 
While fighter swooned from ghastly wound,cast Kerowyn a spell
That healed Stark of his injury,and quickly made him well.
The party filled the lower room,assembled now to fight,
And pondered whither they should go,with doors to left and right.144
 
The rightmost to a passage led,with door in wall of stone.
'Round corner right lay door bound tight,confining ought unknown.
Keen elf-ears hearkened for a sound;at unbarred door, they heard
Some mannish speech, and groans of pain,but could not ken a word.148
 
So fighters kicked awide the door,and found within a jail.
Two prison guards sat playing cards,and these did they assail.
Lo, Styrathos, with one great stroke,cut one of them in two,
While Stark, with long-sword through the heart,the other jailer slew.152
 
Within were shut four prisoners;three men in but one cage.
The other held, both bound and gagged,a Verboboncish mage.
Of captors, and their future plans,they could not say the least,
But did conclude that they were foodfor some horrific beast.156
 
The guards would march a man away,and down the outer hall,
Then cries of fear and agonywould, sudden, silent fall.
Voracious was the horrid beast,insatiable they knew,
Three days had past since supped it last,and now its meal was due!160
Content to let the monster be,behind its bolted door,
Instead the door upon the leftthey purposed to explore.
No sooner had they listened, thanat once they all could hear
Coarse goblin language from within,and someone drawing near.164
 
The party quickly barred the door,and set ranks by their kind:
Stout fighting men with swords up front,with archer's bows behind.
Once ready, threw they back the bar,and from yon did emerge
A bugbear boss, three feet across;a plate-mail-armoured scourge!168
 
Three mighty bastard sword-blows fell;still stood the awful foe.
But Théo Blau, from second rank,dispatched him with his bow.
Another goblin fiend did strikewith spikéd morning-star,
Which staggered mighty Styrathos,and left him with a scar.172
 
Yet not long could that brute repelboth Styrathos and Stark,
And elf-stroke fell this foe as well,when Théo found his mark.
The last two bugbears met their endupon a fighter's blade,
When gallant Stark and Styrathosinto the breach did wade.176
 
Beyond they found a barracks fullof armor, arms, and loot.
With storehouse full of silken bolts,and brandy casks to boot!
Then Kerowyn, did Styrathos,by healing arts, make well.
So back they went to barréd doorof horrid monster's cell.180
Now hale again, brave Styrathosand Stark stood at the fore,
And charged the room to meet their doom,when opened was the door.
Abomination met them there -a creature made most foul -
By darkest arts of equal parts:both bear, and also owl.184
 
Both fighters brought their swords to bearupon the bear inside,
And Styrathos with flashing swordcut deep the monster's hide.
An owl-bear claw struck back at 'Rath',but he was not dismayed.
Then Stark attacked the monstrous foe,and stabbed it with his blade.188
 
And Théo Blau pulled back his bow;two shafts went forth to slay,
One striking true, the other flew,alas, wide and away.
Then horrid razor claws did rakeeach fighter 'cross his hide,
But Stark the fiend's black heart did stab,and so the creature died.192
 
They found within the chamber-cellmuch coin, and jewels grand;
And treasures kept from hireling eye(and also pilf'ring hand!)
Two books, two scrolls, two bottles fair,a cloak of subtle grey.
They took it all as spoil of war,and carried it away.196
Aharis, Mage of Verboboncdid join the party's quest,
While, lo, his fellow prisonersto home and hearth egressed.
His books he found among the spoilwith scrolls of magic new,
Both he and Théo shared the spellsand so their knowledge grew.200
 
Then back to Hommlet, and the innthey call the Welcome Wench,
Returned the crew, to sup on stew,and ale upon the bench.
Divided, then, amongst themselvesthe coin and gems they gained,
And he who best could use the restkept ought of what remained.204
 
Aharis kept a magic ring,a shield from injury,
And wand which throws a scrying path,to magic auras see.
Stark kept longsword, shield, and plate,all magicked to protect,
And potions of both growth and strength,great boulders to traject!208
 
New-made adept, Kerowyn keptthree scrolls of clerisy,
A wand that throws inerrant bolts,and mace (for heresy!)
Took Styrathos the bastard swordwith edge of magic bright,
And healing brew, to make him new,and keep him in the fight.212
 
Kept Théo Blau, both elf and thief,a cloak of Elvenkind,
And magic dagger, dark but keen,for stabbing from behind.
Galmir the magic scimitar,bright shining did accept,
While Alduin its hand-axe mateto throw and parry kept.216
 
Stout Mikki kept the finest swordthe party yet had seen;
A magic blade, superbly made,whose edge was ever keen.
The ranger found naught she could usesojourning in the field.
Nor did the druid Laena findought she could fulsome wield.220
 
The battle-tempered party soughtto make good of their feat,
And so they set about to train,each with a master meet.
The fighters hale, amid the vale,with Rufus trained to fight,
While mages with the wizard Burnesought magical insight.224
 
The druids, cleric, ranger, thief;each sought a local don,
And as they trained, in due time gainedthe skill they dwelt upon.
And so the party did advance,each in his chosen field.
Their prowess grew, and each gained newabilities to wield.228
Fell news from ev'ry quarter came;dismay from ev'ry mouth.
Of waylaid merchant caravans,and goblins in the south.
Profuse accounts of captured mounts,for meat or else for toil;
Of goblin, bugbear, orc, and gnollrun rampant to despoil.232
 
So met the wise of Hommlet, then,to ponder how to arm
And brace their town against this threat,protecting it from harm.
A strong redoubt they set aboutto make of Hommlet-town,
with towers and a stockade wallwith parapet a-crown.236
 
Burne bid the troop assemble andto Verbobonc return.
To there recruit hale men-at-armsand from the abbot learn
What counsel wise he could deviseto meet this peril fell.
Permitted but a fortnight's span,the party bid farewell.240
 
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