My Jedi Training

My cousin Jonathan had a great idea and got me a light saber and some lessons with Master Yoda for Christmas.
Yoda even had some computer tips he picked up from his brother, Tux. Thanks Jon!

'Feint'   'Block'

Yes, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware the DOS side.

Closed solutions... crashing... frustration. The DOS side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you when coding.

'Ready'   'Parry'

If once you start down the DOS path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Jobi-Woz's apprentice.

Gater... Is the DOS Side stronger?
"No, no, no. Ubiquitous, insinuating, more... marketed."

''   'Oops!'

But how am I to know the good from the bad?
"You will know. When you are calm, at peace, passive. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and computation, never for control of market share."

"Control, you must learn control!"