Miscellaneous weirdness. Don't expect to "get" most of this...
Archer Lake A friend of mine snapped this picture of a Battletech miniature. I virtually painted it in a leopard motif and posed it coming up out of a lake near Mt. Saint Helens. |
Battle Hamster Another bad Battletech reference. See, some friends of mine were really into this online game where they piloted two-story imaginary robots, and they took to using silly names for the 'mechs. "Battle Hamster" was taken from a spoof called "FurryTech". Anyway, on hearing the name, my first thought was, "<chuckle> I can just imagine what the noseart would look like!" Voila! |
Capri Sun One of my very first Photoshop endeavours. In a game of Dungeons and Dragons (yeah, I know, how geeky can you get?), a friend's halfling got attacked by bloodsucking stirges and drained "like a Capri Sun". We got to joking about it around the office, and somebody had a Capri Sun to scan... |
Emu-1 Next to Scott (the aforementioned halfling), Calvin has probably borne the brunt of my Photoshop silliness. This is a little something I put together when he was fighting with a software package called Emu. Oh, and his last name is 'Cannon'. |
House Cow
NOT a Photoshop project. This is an actual-size Hereford calf in my
aunt and uncle's house. It was born prematurely and was too frail to
survive outside. That's a normal-sized dining room table and chairs
in the background. Incase you're not up on newborn cow sizes - this
one's *really small*. |
Queasy Bee A few years ago, my long-time sole mode of transport, a Crystal Blue 1990 Ford Escort, was having a lot of problems. I took to calling it the Queasy Bee - after its license, which begins with QZB. Right about this time, I did the noseart for the Battle Hamster, and got to wondering what the Queasy Bee's would look like... |